Let's start the week with two jokes ...
The first one is from Milton Glaser ("One of America's most celebrated graphic designers. His designs include the I ❤ NY logo, the psychedelic Bob Dylan poster, and the Brooklyn Brewery logo."). He has 10 interesting things to share that he has learned during his life, see https://www.miltonglaser.com/files/Essays-10things-8400.pdf --> you find the joke in #9.
I love New York as well, a really great city, but not typical USA.
The second joke is about ... HR with a lot of truth in it --> The best HR joke in the world!, see https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/best-hr-joke-world-b-thomas?trk=v-feed&lipi=urn%3Ali%3Apage%3Ad_flagship3_feed%3B5Rs5xLj80QK5QOqpdWDgfA%3D%3D
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. Marilyn Monroe